As much as I love the holidays, there are a few things that threaten to take away its magnetism. Yesterday as I fought the urge of frustration with traffic, I thought of what I would do if I was in charge of the month of December.
- For the week between Christmas and New Years, all business must close to allow family time … nothing else.
- Snow must blanket the ground. Not too much, not too little, but with a heavy heaping at the ski resorts.
- Christmas music must play on all radio stations.
- All school band concerts must occur before December 5th.
- All creditors must give a grace period for the month.
- All extended family members must repeat, “You come over whenever it works for you.”
- The focus must be on being together and celebrating the birth of a Savior, not on fancy new things.
- The real Christmas Story is required reading for every household.
- All illnesses are eradicated.
- And as the reformed Grinch said, “There will be no sad faces at Christmas.”
I asked my daughter last night what she’d do if she was in charge of the month of December. Here were her mandates:
- Everyone has to go to the animal shelter and donate food, play with the animals, and keep them warm.
- Presents are opened early (by December 23rd).
- It is required to have snow at every house, but not over 5 feet.
- It must be called what it is: a CHRISTMAS Tree, not a “Holiday Tree.”
- Stores must change their prices so little kids can buy more things with their own money.
- Santa is banished. God gives presents.

